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Anonymous asked:
how old are you47 years of age. I came to the college much later than I wanted to, but home was so hectic there was a lot to be done. I dont really sound my age though, Jzargo says my voice belongs on a much younger person. Its fine though, I’ve heard him meow in shock before when he lit his tail on fire. He also purr’s when having milk and cherry pie though =D
BRELYNA MARYON LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER AS A WHITE CHICK
I think I’d rather the dark elf tbh…
Why would they turn me into a human? :/
(Source: ysmirs)
Anonymous
Anonymous asked:
So... if YOU'RE not a pawnbroker, could you recommend a good one?Hmm…Stay away from Beladouche in whiterun, He tried to give me and Tal 5 gold for an orcish dagger once. Sleazy little man.
Ysolda is friendly. And once ordered us several drinks, and I never drink normally.
But if you absouletly need something, always go to Enthir. That little Bosmer can get anything, although he will try to rip you off terribly. Just threaten to fireball him, or accidently destroy his banjo…
I said sorry to him I swear! :(
We prayed for this, But the Dragonborn DLC is now finally to prebuy on steam.
I was drunk ok?
(Source: carnax)
Anonymous
Anonymous asked:
How does it feel knowing that an alternate dimension version of you is married to a badass half-dunmer chick?Fine by me. Although myself and my Hubbie must know, is this half Dunmer cute?
anthonybronca asked:
how do i get Brelyna Maryon killed as my follower so i can re- marry (xbox)Another bandit who wants me dead? Nords….
*Prepares every fireball and fus ro dah we have here*
(and you cant remarry, even if you for some reason kill your spouse. you always count as married even if their dead. Best bet is a new save, reload one before married or forget shes your follower and just tell her to go home and ask a new follower to join)
